I had ribs last night, and I didn't get the Swine Flu.

A wadded up tissue, tissue box with pears on it, kaleidoscope eyes.

Ultimate Wrestling: The Ultimate Test of Stupidity!

Are they really serious? Do men really dress up in tights and underwear and wrestle each other for sport? 

Of course, the competitions are completely real. When you look at the script, it clearly notes that any wrestling and all fighting is completely real. Thats what makes Ultimate Wrestling the most glorious sport of all! Ponder, Dirty Dan, the reigning champion!

Cancer sucks. I really hate cancer.

Go to sleep, now.